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...Born from Red Cleaver's moldy little left toe, "457" is RC 's "Smithers" clone
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Also, for a fee, will give first hand report of the explosive/destructive performance of any bomb, missle, weapon system, etc.
Fee Table (all monitary values in isk):
Missle (all types excluding rockets, small missles): 2 million per unit
SM missles, rockets: 200k per unit (CEO's special value!!!)
Energy weapons: 1.2 milion per shot
Projectile: 700k per shot
Drones: 1 million per 30 secs of attack duration
smart bomb: 1 million per unit
Titan Doomsday device: Free (CEO Speical!!! - because that would be really cool to see)
Analysis reports included FOC.
Special commemorative congratulatory Plaque, personalized per request, with the text "<Recipient's Name here>, Congratulations on adding a worthless entry into your killboard, Pussy!" provided by special request for 100 mil/p