Tinge Shade

If the word fuck offends you, but the fact that you most likely live in a country run by a government that wages its wars using weapons that turns people to chared bits and carbon atoms using white phorphorus and naplam; and that doesn't offend you, you need to go and get your head unfucked.

Lock up the women, and hide the fried chicken

Life is like a penis. If its too hard, you'll always get screwed. If you are too soft, you can't beat it.

There are only four things in life that are certain: 1) Death 2) Taxes 3) The Wu Tang clan ain't nothing to be fucked with 4) You will never be more important that Taco Bell

And so it must be, for so it is written, on the doorway to paradise, that those who falter and fall, must pay the price