SGT FUNYOUN

I am looking to be a very wealthy pirate and the most powerful Coyote. I will not hesitate to hunt porkers, scavenge, and steal. If I attack your ship, I like to give my prey the option of leaving the ship intact and escaping so that they may try to take it back. I like to run and gun by myself; but I also like to run mish with others.

I am a Pirate. I will take what I like. If i want it, it is mine. If it is yours and you are not my ally it is mine. If it is said that it cannot be stolen I will take it anyway. If you do not want it taken then you better hide it and stay out of the same quadrant as me.

I am also a defender of the weak. I will aid any who truly need it. Sometimes for a price. I will do as I please when I please and take or give as I see fit.

I AM THE KING OF THE PIRATES.

The Dodixie Bone Collector, Coyote Extraordinare.

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