antonio kelsavich

EVER WONDER where we are headed...



Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin?



Why women can't put on mascara

with their mouth closed?



Why you don't ever see the headline:

"Psychic Wins Lottery"?



Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?



Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?



Why you have to click on "Start"

to stop Windows ?



Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?



Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?



Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?



Who tastes dog food when it has a

"new & improved" flavour?



Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do women winge at men for leaving the toilte seat up when they always leve it down

Why do they sterilize the needle for let

WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!