shade404

Look, I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my heavy missiles are, okay? I know they're good. I'm the one who buys them. When sahqiek goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the Caldari Navy expensive stuff because when I shoot pirates, I like to see the boom.

But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the heavy missiles in my bay. It's the dead Matari in my hangar.

"Oh, shade don't even worry about--"

No no, I'm talking. When you pulled up here, did you see a sign on my ship saying, "dead matari storage?"

"Shade you know I ain't seen no shit--"

Did you see a sign on my ship that said "dead matari storage"?!

"No. I didn't."

You know why you didn't see that sign?

"Why."

'CAUSE IT AIN'T THERE BECAUSE STORING DEAD MATARI'S AIN'T MY FUCKIN' BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!