WillyEye Joe

Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *everyone*.

That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.

That pilot you once accused of petitioning your account is out to get you.

That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you.

That guy Yakumo Smith giving you free loot and salvage, guess what? yip hes out to get you.

The trader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.

That GM you petitioned about losing all your isk to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.

As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.


Welcome to EvE...


Damage Types Dealt by NPCs
Amarr Navy - EM / Thermal Angel Cartel - All Types
Blood Raider - Thermal / EM
Caldari - Kinetic / Thermal
Gallente - Kinetic / Thermal
Guristas - Kinetic / Thermal