Random Incarnate

"Dark Energy. It can be found in the Observable Universe. Found in ratios of 75% more than any other substance. Dark Energy. It can be found in religious extremists, in cheerleaders. To come to the conclusion that Dark signifies mean and malevolent would then define 75% of the Universe as an evil force. Alternatively, to think that some cheerleaders don’t have razors in their snatch is to be foolishly unarmed." - Tori Amos

Pinkuberaternipgyrator (n) - Totally made up word, courtesy of Paart, Master Wordsmith
Adjective denoting a space pirate with gay leanings and tendancy to tassle twirling, whom at least in their own esteem is part of the master race.