Boys rule 336: if you decide to drink cruisers on a sesh, you're only allowed to strawpedo them 2 at a time no exceptions

Knockout circuz in t-minus 3 days who the fucks psyched for the return of project one

Thanks for lending me $300 dad ya legend, I promise I won't punt myself into debt again

Whoever that bloke is that sized up a roo and gave it a fat right hook you're a legend cunt

If I see one more cunt wearing a "dicks out for harambe" shirt I'm fucking king hitting them

Everytime I'm in a pokie room I can just feel 5 dragons staunching me as I walk past so I show that cunt who's boss by feeding him $300 in pineapples and walking away with no money

if the bass straight was suddenly filled with spiked cold beer it still wouldn't be enough to dull the pain of losing YTB1, R U OK DAY can't come fast enough boys

opening a bar for the boys that only serves shoeys and all of the seccy stand facing the corner all night