JRR Hartley

JRR Hartley is the tragic result of an experiment aimed at creating a super-human being. Scientists at the Duvolle Laboratories took fragments of DNA from the remains of a "charismatic and legendary actor" believed to have come from ancient Earth. What they ended up with was something that somewhat resembled Jude Law. Life is just full of disappointments isn't it :(

A pig and a chicken are walking down a road. The chicken looks at the pig and says, "Hey, why don't we open a restaurant?" The pig looks back at the chicken and says, "Good idea, what do you want to call it?" The chicken thinks about it and says, "Why don't we call it 'Ham and Eggs'?" "I don't think so," says the pig, "I'd be committed, but you'd only be involved."