Servitor 001 — legacy portraitServitor 001
5.01
Mar 19, 2017
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(207d)
Combat
Kills56
Losses33
Efficiency63%
ISK
Destroyed3.66b
Lost3.51b
ISK Eff.51%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows7
Points56
Other
NPC Losses3
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline..
-If you are obessesive compulsive press 1 repeatedly
-If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you
-If you have multiple personalities press 3,4 and 5
-If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want..stay on the line and we'll trace your call
-If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership
-If you are schizophrenic listen carefully - a small voice will tell you which button to press
-And if you are depressive it doesnt matter which button you press, nobody will answer you


The Rules:

1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well, it's an ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway. It might move later.
8. Always remember that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
9. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
10. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire.
11. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
12. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
13. The easy way is always mined.
14. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.
15. Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.


Gersh Raven: just passing through, but just had to say cool avatar Servitor 001 , nice mix of haughty cranky and a dash of crazy old guy.

Olivia Kusoni: oh man that may well be the best bio yet ! that small voice said to press 1,3,4,5 and 7 please trace this call and push 2 for me !
Dashboard
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ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -