Alvach

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.


Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.


Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.


Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....


If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr
If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr
If the Minnie are frisky,
Gallente is looking shifty,
Jovians are too risky,
Pod Amarr.

....when the going gets weird, the weird turn Pro.
-Hunter S. Thompson-

People call me a slaver. But really, I love Minmatar, I think everybody should own one


Q. What's tragic about an Amarrian dying in a shuttle crash?
A. A shuttle can hold at least twenty of them.


How many Minmatar does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None, darkness is symbolic of the struggle for their people.

How many Amarrans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One, if he owns a whip.

How many Caldari does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- No