Capt MalcomReynolds

Allergic to Snowflakes and Karens




IF YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
THANK YOU

Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Disturbed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am a [please check at least one]:
[]Pirate
[]Asshole
[]Sad, sad, Panda
[]Talent Scout

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are
[] Bastards
[] Carebears
[] Assholes
[] Handsome
[] Losers

Therefore I have taken it upon myself to enlist the help of my
[] Whole Corporation or Alliance
[] Favorite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber

to come and
[] Kill you all
[] Salute you
[] Other (Please Specify) ___________

as revenge for you destroying my
[] Ship
[] Pod
[] Wallet balance
[] Ego

Thanks,
Your Name