Anomallous

By day, a Research Chemist... by night, Evil Genius bent on world domination

- An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.
- It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised.
- After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
- The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
- Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.
- Don't let your superiors know you are better than they are.
- For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
- Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
- Indecision is the basis for flexibility.
- Everyone lies, but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens.
- The secret to success is sincerity, once you can fake it, you've got it made.