5.04
Holly Hotpants
Sep 3, 2009
Jun 30, 2006(20y)
Jun 30, 2027(299d)
Combat
Kills148
Losses34
Efficiency81%
ISK
Destroyed61.66b
Lost3.58b
ISK Eff.95%
Solo
Solo Kills2
Solo Ratio1%
Final Blows15
Combat Points148
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.02
ActivityInactive
Gallente
Gallente
5.04
Holly Hotpants
Last Active
Sep 3, 2009
Birthday
Jun 30, 2006 (20 years old)
Next Birthday
Jun 30, 2027 (299 days)
Combat
Kills148
Losses34
Efficiency81%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed61.66b
Lost3.58b
ISK Efficiency95%
Balance+58.08b
Solo
Solo Kills2
Solo Ratio1%
Final Blows15
Combat Points148
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.02
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Dashboard
Stats
No activity in the last 90d
Last seen Sep 2009
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -