Viper77

Love is just less hate.



One night I made love for an hour and five minutes. It was the day they pushed the clock back.

A relationship is like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice...and they should have to find you a temp.

You know the good thing about gangs is? they carpool.

I was on the corner the other day when a wild-eyed sorta gypsy-looking lady with a dark veil over her face grabbed me and said, "You're never going to find happiness, and no one is ever going to marry you!" I said, "Mom, leave me alone!"

America is the only country in the world that's still in the business of making bombs that can end the world and TV shows that make it seem like a good idea.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.