I am really a shell script that, was set loose on the internet.

P.E.T.D., People for the Ethical Treatment of Drones.
Please donate to the Home for Homeless Drones Foundation, for only 10 isk a day you can ensure a homeless drone will have a nice warm home. Send isk in care of, to me.

Just because you don't like the answer, does not mean the answer is wrong.

The Argument room, 2 doors down the hall, on the left. Its labelled "Argument".

Eve Rules
#1 No mater what ship you pick, someone will say you picked the wrong ship.
#2 Don't fly a ship you can't afford to lose.
#3 You will lose your ships. Someone will always have more DPS then you.
#4 Don't trust anyone, including your alts.
#5 If you have to ask "Is this a scam?", it is a scam
#6 Don't go AFK in space, you come back to a pod.
#7 This game isn't fair, get use to it now
#8 Drones are Guard Dogs
#9 Alot of the info is in game, you are going to have to do alot of Reading/Research
#10 If all else fails shoot it