If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the tree's laugh?

A long long time ago in a whorehouse not to far away, Jovanna was born. It was there that she lead a wonderful life full of high paying male customers and the ocasional bachelor party full of drunken caldari traders.

It wasn't until that one faithful day when a man calling himself Baron Thickburger came and swept her off her feet. Well, It was either that or the half bottle of Gallante Vodka he brought with him......

Now Jovanna rides the space lanes in her bathrobe, sticking beside the Baron wherever he needs her, or at least she does when she's not out working the station's corridors....