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Excerpt from Gilgamesh\x9d(Tablet 10, Column 3)\x9d

She whose drinks refresh the soul\x9dthen said these words to Gilgamesh:\x9d"Remember always, mighty king,\x9dthat gods decreed the fates of all\x9dmany years ago. They alone are let\x9dto be eternal, while we frail humans die\x9das you yourself must someday do.\x9dWhat is best for us to do\x9dis now to sing and dance.\x9dRelish warm food and cool drinks.\x9dCherish children to whom your love gives life.\x9dBathe easily in sweet, refreshing waters.\x9dPlay joyfully with your chosen wife.\x9dIt is the will of the gods for you to smile on simple pleasures in the leisure time of your short days.