The EVE Lifecycle

1. Single young person - goes to college or has lots of free time, plays EVE everyday
2. Gets GF/BF - stops playing EVE
3. Gets dumped, or dumps GF/BF - Plays EVE again, not as much as before
4. Get Job, its hard - Slows down on EVE
5. Gets new GF/BF - Stops playing EVE
6. Gets life worked out - Plays EVE again, barely
7. Gets Married - Stops Playing EVE
8. Tries to play EVE a little bit - Wife Aggro - Stops playing EVE
9. Has kids - No time for EVE
10. Gets older - Tries EVE again
11. Has high paced career now - Slows down even more on EVE
12. Retires or has major life issues (divorce, accident, etc) - Plays EVE All the time
13. Finds out he/she is tired of EVE - Quits - WINS EVE ONLINE!!!