Texas Oilman

I hate liberals, progressives, communists, socialists, and that commie pinko foreigner from Kenya, Obama. I listen to classic country, despise modern country music, highly enjoy bluegrass, and am sick and tired of mexican music invading the AM dial in my truck. I am also extremely friendly, easily irritable, prone to violence, and give to Christian charities.
Bacon n eggs is my breakfast of choice, steak and potato's is my dinner of choice. I don't eat sushi, nor do I frequent thai restaurants. I enjoy drinking beer, sometimes whiskey. Champaign gives me migraine's.
I pick a banjo, hate degenerate gambler's, and wonder why parent's dont use their belt against their children more. Back when I was growing up, you fuck up, you get beat. And there weren't any school shootings back then either.
To sum it up, I am a True American, am vastly superior, and am highly coveted.