On average 782.6 ships are lost to porn every day. Don't become a statistic.. LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG.

I tried to salvage a minmatar ship last night. Took me 20 cycles before the pilot convoed me and told me to stop it

You Know you play too much Eve when you get into a car crash and you run away as fast as you can so that you don't get podded.

You know you have been spending too much time in 0.0 when u read the local section of the paper before you leave your driveway "just to be sure."





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