Indy character of Xs'aar.

What you don't like miners? some say that to my mining laser then :P

If your still reading this mabey you need better hobbies.

Seriously what is wrong with you.

Just stop already.

You know you will loose.

Its not that interesting.

You want the grass.

The grass wants you to touch it.

Have you gone outside and seen the sun in the last 7 days?

No not the digital sun in EvE.

If you don't remember what heat from sunshine was like back in the day you might be a vampire or just a hopeless nerd. Time to go outside you hopeless shut in and put down those small japanese books with the odd storylines and women that still don't make sense even in an ideal story with full plot armor and some sweaty guy controlling the entire universe.

Still here?

What you want an A for effort?

Were not the dentist office we don't hand out candy for performance.

Honestly go watch an Animae and stop stalking me looser.

Mabey wash your ass and get a change of clothes.

Mining really makes me work hard watching automatic mining lasers.

Round and round we go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

No you can't have my fake digital rocks, I have named each and every one of them after my ex wives and if you touch them I will screech in rage and ram you with my fatass mining barge while shouting DIE DIE DIE! (in the most weeb voice possible).

I will then pen a strongly worded letter to my local congressman about how you blew my mining barge up. Because my CEO told me he would slit his wrists if another angry message came through about us molesting people over digital respawning space rocks in a video game. Honestly that CEO is a looser with major issues over priorities. Who put that guy in charge?

If your still reading this the code to my safe is 0987654321 it contains 1 dollar in every currency I care about.
also it contains a sidearm so your looser ass can hurry up and shoot me because typing this all out took way to long just to see who the real loosers are.

Hope you join me mining soon so I can argue over space rocks and bonus! you get to listen to me snore while in my easy chair with my push to talk taped down with my superglue on my keyboard because I got tired of pushing that god damn button.

Can you go away now? this whole system really is mine you fuck.

Sincerely
Drake the slightly deranged.
LoL:D