Falun Assad

* Rule 1. Pillage, then burn.
* Rule 4. Close air support coverth a multitude of sins.
* Rule 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
* Rule 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
* Rule 9. Never turn your back on an enemy.
* Rule 10. Sometimes the only way out is through... through the hull
* Rule 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once.
* Rule 12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

* Rule 13. Do unto others.
* Rule 16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth.
* Rule 21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

* Rule 27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
* Rule 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's e