Jawed Husseinjaffar

LAKALAKA DURKA MOHAMMAD JIHAD

I WOULD LIKE TO JUSTIFY FOR ALL OF YOU, MY POSITION REGARDING MY "BAD BEHAVIOUR" AS OF LATE. I WAS SITTING AT HOME IN CAVE, WITH MY GOAT WATCHING AMERICAN MOVIE. THERE WAS A SCENE WITH MADONNA... WHO IS A WHORE THAT WEARS INAPPROPRIATE CLOTHING. IF SHE WAS ONE OF MY WIVES I WOULD BEAT HER. SHE WEARS FILTHY CLOTHING. ANYWAY, IN THIS SCENE SHE SWALLOWS AN ENTIRE PEPSI BOTTLE WHICH GAVE ME CHUBBY AND I REACT OUT OF RAGE. I SWEAR TO ALLAH IF YOU DONT STOP WITH THIS CHUBBY BUSINESS I WILL HAVE YOU CIRCUMCIZED!

"Those at ease will suddenly be cast down,
the world put into trouble by three brothers;
their enemies will seize the marine city,
hunger, fire, blood, plague, all evils doubled."