The rules of aquisition clearly state making money is the number one proirity. Why anyone would argue with that, I have no idea.

Remember, if you could sell your mama for a few isk, WWQD?
- The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short term quarterly gains.
- Sometimes good things come in small packages.
- I'm nobody - just some bartender with a domineering mother and an idiot brother.
- The 47th Rule of Acquisition says, "Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own." Either you're a con-artist, or you're covering up an empty coin purse. I happen to know it's both.
- All I ask is a tall ship - and a load of contraband to fill her with.

And finally, when Morn leaves, its all over.