The Self-assured Princess

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon
me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the
dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and
setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can
prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned
in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and
thought: I don't fucking think so !!!!!