Lost Phoenix

born in a wastebasket in the back room of a minmatar freighter. lost phoenix was raised by a colony of sentient space herpies living behind the food disposal unit. at the tender age of 5 he had graduated from space herpie university and was ready to make a name for himself.
having high hopes for himself he enlisted as a mop bucket engineer with the mimatar navy. where he excelled in silence for several years. it wasn't until his garbage skow was boarded by ammar pirates that his true potential was known. armed with only a baked potato and a billy joel album he single handedly retook the skow and sent the pirates to the nearest phycho-reprocessing facility.
it was then that the emperor of ammar issued his famous "grilled cheese sandwich" edict. where he once stated (very drunkenly) that he would trade his throne for a decent cheese sandwich. inspired by an oppertunity for massive power he then dedicated 3 years in solitude developing the perfect grilled cheese!....the saga contuni