Marsman37X

Proud owner of the planet Mars :)

'Someone should glue your mouth to your butt so that they may illustrate the fact that you truly, indeed, suck ass' - Foamy the Squirrel

Keep your friends close, and your enemies at optimal!

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy??

If you believe in telekenesis, raise my hand.

I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous, I still drink, but i use a different name.

Condoms are easier to put on than nappy's

"I spent a lot of money on booze, women and fast cars - the rest I just squandered" - George Best

I'm not lazy, Im conservative with my use of energy

Fool proof plans often underestimate the ingenuity of fools!!!

My opinion may have changed, but not the fact that I am right!

Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!