dave smith

Dave Smith, son of John, brother of Bob, cousin to Ron, was born on the planet of Dullard some 8 million years ago.
His fanatical persuit of wollen tank tops and bobble hats is legendary throughout the local system, with his vast collection now numbering somewhere in the high teens.
Dave likes nothing better than to pop to his local station for a half a pint of bitter shandy which he will take his time over whilst engaging in conversation with weary travellers on topics ranging from - which is the best stargate he's ever used - to - should woman be allowed to pilot battle ships.

Dave has never married, in fact, never had a romance in his adult life, except the drug induced sex orgy he accidently got mixed up in one weekend involving a herd of amarr mooses. Dispite this lonely existance, he is content travelling the local systems.