Petition:
Dead Terrorists are looking for a good fight. Can you send Concord to ccp- so we can at least get a fight :) Please Ill give you all my children!

Response:
Hi there, thanks for getting in touch and thanks or the offer of your children...

It's a tempting offer, I have to admit but as an Amarr citizen, I just couldn't take any more slavery on my conscience! :P

Kind regards,
GM Libra Luna
EVE Online Customer Support.