MoonDawg

Njord Einarsson, callsign MoonDawg: So I'm a little rough around the edges. You would be too, if you'd been through hell and back, like me.. My past is a violent one, serving in the Caldari special forces. My deeds are many, and not all of them proud, but I've served honorably and loyally, wich is why I was granted leave to seek my own destiny.. And so I do.


So a pirate stumbles into the bar with a ship's wheel hanging out his pants.

Bartender asks "So uh... Whats with the ship's wheel in your pants?"

Pirate says "YAAAAAARRRR, It's driving me NUTS!!!!"