Sebastian Blain

"The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"-George Carlin


"Praetoria: At least we don't need slaver hounds to dock. In real space shuttle, you need an autopilot, astronaut and a dog to land. The autopilot takes care of the landing, the astronaut monitors the autopilot, and the dog bites the astronaut if he tries to touch the autopilot." -Julius Avitus