PROFESSION: Trade, Industry, or anything that pays good ISK with very minimal actual time and effort
NET WORTH: Probably more than you and your entire corp combined
MARITAL STATUS: As single as possible. With four wives, I’m not doing too good on that front. It’s complicated.
HOBBIES: Roleplay
Watching desperate people actually buy my vastly overpriced goods
Blowing up red stuff
PET PEEVES: Scammers and Gate Campers. (Get a real job guys)
WEAKNESSES: Girls with big baby feeders
PERSONAL GOALS: Finding a good divorce lawyer

Hey, let me ask you something. Why are you reading my bio? I mean, it’s not like I invited you to or even remotely hinted at it in some imaginary conversation. So, is your life so desolate that you need to feed vicariously off the lives of others, or are you just some peeping pervert? Folks like you give me the creeps.