Don Thom

Origins of the Rubix Cube By Don Thom

Rubix cubes don’t conform to normal physical laws they follow a special subset of physical laws called Demonicus. Unless you possess the phenomena known as the 'gift' which allows the unraveling of Demonicus you are doomed to what some would describe as a hellacious eternity of mind rape attempting to solve the device.
The idea for the Rubix cube originated almost 1500 years ago in the furthest depths of hell by some of the most evil and cunning servants of the dark lords unorthodox punishment division. The device was so evil the first one had to be forged by Lucifer himself in the fires of mount doom with fire, brimstone, dead kittens, and wet hair originating from an obese mans taint. The dark lord poured all of his anger, hate, and malice into the cube and upon completion released the full power of the device upon the unsuspecting mortals.
One by one the free nations of Middle Europe fell to the power of the cube. what proceeded fo