A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'

He's correct. Except that he forgot to say the armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.