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How I got my corp title: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXg8aQax78o

Local smacktalk 4tw:

Aralis > Could we cut the drivel please guys?
Commander Nixon > no but thanks for asking

gen kilion > i need pod killed fast
Ginuad Amarasen > Go into BoB space and call them a bunch of fags.

MrMaaX > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ

putreater > i tried to gank him with interceptor and he pawned me
Mrchafe > gank a BS with an inty?
Aurora Zenkuchi > yeah the inty can use a sharp stick and harsh language

Ryan Powers > lol, my dog's trying to ninja my sister's breakfast
CJ Marshall > Well at least the dog isn't trying to ninja your sister.

Ember Mountain > my face flys a rape typhoon
Ember Mountain > ooooooooo
Ember Mountain > nvm...

Vaffel Junior > We are the bo... eh.. IT.... Resistence is futail.... get ready to be repackaged...

Adrian Steel > /emote waves to Sylph station huggers! We can seeee youuuuuu!
VoodooFreak > yup cloakers are much more manly

Sir Kerry > axiom just jumped to 9uy in rifter
Duvaren > how did they fit their whole alliance in a single rifter?
Sir Kerry > fu

Duvaren > /emote bites Aralis on the leg.
Aralis > /emote transfers Duvaren to kos list
Duvaren > /emote panics and screams.

TheSprite > tov Suhov pi5
TheSprite > x 2
Duvaren > omg hax

StrangeWolf > Beduino fof? Gay or normal?
Beduino > friend you ass head

After he accidentally used ewar on an NPC station in Amarr lowsec:
Avicenna Sarfaraz > I jammed the station and got owned by the Light of Amarr