Zen Thoughts

Veteran noob 4th class

"live fast, die young, leave a corpse with skidmarks" - anon

"I told you I was ill" - Written on Spike Milligans gravestone

"Sir you are drunk!" - indignantly said to Sir Winston Churchill

"Indeed I am Madam. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - His response.

"I say, do you know the name of a good tailor?" - Spoken by Peter Sellars when Spike Milligan found him naked and locked out of his home by his wife.


'History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.' - Sir Winston Churchill

'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.' - Groucho Marx

'One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.' - Oscar Wilde

"...Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death." Eddie Izzard

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