xCue

You might play Eve too much when:
-you get out of your car after an accident and run away in fear of being podded
-you chase someone down the street yelling "get a point on him"
-you watch your car's gas indicator showing empty and you think "I am out of cap"
-you go to the bank and ask for ISK!
-you think your wifes favorite possession resembles an Amarr Titan
-you right click an address in your Company Database and try to set Autopilot for AFK driving
-you tell anyone, who tells you off, to stfu stupid carebear n00b.
-you reproccess bottles at the bottle bank
-you have a bumpersticker that reads "my other car is a Thron"
-you're working alone in a shop and you leave a note on the door saying "AFK", while you go for food
-you place a bounty on your boss every time he annoys you
-you wake up thinking "should I take the Fiesta or the Apoc to school today?"
-you try to fit a MWD on your car.

Oh... the negetive status? It was a smartbomb insident!