Raz Xym

I am real bad at EVE. My numerous crimes include:

- randomly flying off after unknowingly double clicking in space
- did he say jump... oh well I meant to scout that system for you
- usually aligned to wrong gate or not aligned at all
- going afk while decloaked
- always daydreaming at the worse possible moment
- usually forgetting one key script to make my doctrine ship actually useful
- usually been drinking
- follows fit instructions and miss every kill since everyone ignores fit instructions and fits sebo's


But I excel at being another target to help you from being primaried, so I got that going for me.

Stay tuned, I'm sure this list will grow.

Fun Fact: Lachryphagy is the act of drinking tears.