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[19:32:52] Lord Jeebus > "i came here to drink milk and kick ass and I have finished my milk"
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[21:32:13] El' Chiron > Dear Jeebus, who art in jita, hallowed bee, thy name...
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you have five dollars and Lord Jeebus has five dollars, Lord Jeebus has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Lord Jeebus's computer. Lord Jeebus is always in control.
Apple pays Lord Jeebus 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Lord Jeebus can sneeze with his eyes open.
Lord Jeebus can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Lord Jeebus is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Lord Jeebus destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Lord Jeebus can kill two stones with one bird.