KillerCanadain

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.


Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.



Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
- H.L. Mencken


"Your unreasonably large cannon perfectly strikes an enourmous, stationary object. Wrecking for a proportionatly ridiculous quantity of damage, and proving to everyone that, unlike a school-girl giggling at a hello kitty purse, huffing golden spraypaint out of a tube sock, you can hit the broadside of a barn with a bazooka."




so you lost a ship... I lost all that ammo and you dont see me complaning



Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice, because ammo is cheep, life is expensive.