A short story about a kitten:

One time, there was this kitten. He was cool. He had this ice cream cone... I'm not sure what flavor it was, but knowing kittens, it was most likely pistachio and garlic. Anyway, one day the kitten and I were strolling along when I pushed him under the wheels of a bus as it passed by. What a mess. I can still remember the sound his little furry skull made as it gave in to the several tons of weight being heaped upon it and the look of sheer terror on it's face as it realized what I had done and the inevitability of what was to come. Priceless. Anyway, here's to kittens. And oddly-flavored ice cream.