BeelzaBuddha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLmWDtOBiYI

"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so f***ing temperamental."

Remember Kids...A boob in the hand is worth 2 in the bra....

"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

Definition of true love: if you put your wife and your dog in your trunk and drive really fast over a very bumpy road for 20 miles...only one of them will be happy to see you when you let them out.

I want my old avatar.

[21:14:50] Angerlach Ferr > no... vikings who left norway settled Iceland... before the time of pancakes

Blorp