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VaKuR vAkR

Native Freshfood[NF]
Feb 3, 2014
May 21, 2006(19y)
May 21, 2026(33d)
Combat
Kills1,273
Losses139
Efficiency90%
ISK
Destroyed425.69b
Lost13.85b
ISK Eff.97%
Solo
Solo Kills87
Solo Ratio7%
Final Blows262
Points1,273
Other
NPC Losses6
NPC Loss Ratio4%
Avg Kills/Day0.18
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
HI, I’M VAKUR VAKUR. MY FC INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE EVE PLAYERS, ROLFOS AND STEELRATTY, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY MACHARIEL TO MEET THE TWO FAGS. BOTH WERE WHINING LIKE TEST AFTER ATTENTION UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF BL. FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH MY ELITE PVP VESSEL. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THEIR SHIELDS FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION MACH, STEELRATTY'S NYX WAS TAKEN ‘HIGHER’ THAN EVER BEFORE AS IT WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY OFF THE REINFORCED POS, WHILE ROLFOS WAS HELD CAPTIVE BY HIS OWN ASSHOLE. THE FORCE FROM MY COCK SPLITTING STEELRATTY APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING 800 MM ACs BURST THROUGH THE NYX's HULL, CAUSING HIM TO EJECT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF ‘NYX TACKLED IN LE BELT’. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SCREAMS IN LOCAL TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED HIM IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF SPAGHETTI
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NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -