VaKuR vAkR

Native Freshfood [NF]

Minmatar Vherokior

Last ActiveFeb 3, 2014
BirthdayMay 21, 2006 (20 years old)
Next BirthdayMay 21, 2027 (213 days)

Combat

Kills1,273

Losses139

Efficiency90%

Danger Ratio96%

ISK

Destroyed425.69b

Lost13.85b

ISK Efficiency97%

Balance+411.84b

Solo

Solo Kills87

Solo Ratio7%

Final Blows262

Combat Points1,273

Other

NPC Losses6

NPC Loss Ratio4%

Avg Kills/Day0.17

ActivityInactive

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Bio

HI, I’M VAKUR VAKUR. MY FC INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE EVE PLAYERS, ROLFOS AND STEELRATTY, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY MACHARIEL TO MEET THE TWO FAGS. BOTH WERE WHINING LIKE TEST AFTER ATTENTION UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF BL. FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH MY ELITE PVP VESSEL. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THEIR SHIELDS FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION MACH, STEELRATTY'S NYX WAS TAKEN ‘HIGHER’ THAN EVER BEFORE AS IT WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY OFF THE REINFORCED POS, WHILE ROLFOS WAS HELD CAPTIVE BY HIS OWN ASSHOLE. THE FORCE FROM MY COCK SPLITTING STEELRATTY APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING 800 MM ACs BURST THROUGH THE NYX's HULL, CAUSING HIM TO EJECT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF ‘NYX TACKLED IN LE BELT’. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SCREAMS IN LOCAL TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED HIM IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF SPAGHETTI

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