-10.00
Capt Handbanana
1d ago
Jun 19, 2010(16y)
Jun 19, 2027(340d)
Combat
Kills9,321
Losses616
Efficiency94%
ISK
Destroyed9.01t
Lost106.05b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills275
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows1,362
Points9,444
Other
NPC Losses28
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day1.59
ActivityVery High
Caldari
Civire
-10.00
Capt Handbanana
Last Active
1d ago
Birthday
Jun 19, 2010 (16 years old)
Next Birthday
Jun 19, 2027 (340 days)
Combat
Kills9,321
Losses616
Efficiency94%
Danger Ratio95%
ISK
Destroyed9.01t
Lost106.05b
ISK Efficiency99%
Balance+8.90t
Solo
Solo Kills275
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows1,362
Points9,444
Other
NPC Losses28
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day1.59
ActivityVery High
Bio
Tonight....You.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Kill: Smkazer (Vargur)
[02:20:51] Smkaze > trash game
[02:21:24] Capt Handbanana > can i have your stuff?
[02:21:54] Smkaze > Hope this game will close down soon
Kill: Redeovg (Panther)
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Kill: Smkazer (Vargur)
[02:20:51] Smkaze > trash game
[02:21:24] Capt Handbanana > can i have your stuff?
[02:21:54] Smkaze > Hope this game will close down soon
Kill: Redeovg (Panther)
Dashboard
Stats
Kills625
Losses14
Efficiency98%
ISK Destroyed489.24b
ISK Lost9.56b
ISK Efficiency98%
Solo Kills23
Solo Losses4
NPC Losses2
Blob Factor36.01
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows48
Points747
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleBlob (625 kills)
Solo 4% Small 16% Mid 26% Fleet 25% Blob 30%
Avg Fleet: 36 Logi Pilot Bait (3x)
Targets (Alliances)
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