Capt Handbanana
22h ago
Jun 19, 2010(15y)
Jun 19, 2026(21d)
Combat
Kills8,958
Losses604
Efficiency94%
ISK
Destroyed8.78t
Lost97.72b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills256
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows1,337
Points9,019
Other
NPC Losses26
NPC Loss Ratio4%
Avg Kills/Day1.54
ActivityVery High
Capt Handbanana
Last Active
22h ago
Birthday
Jun 19, 2010 (15 years old)
Next Birthday
Jun 19, 2026 (21 days)
Combat
Kills8,958
Losses604
Efficiency94%
Danger Ratio96%
ISK
Destroyed8.78t
Lost97.72b
ISK Efficiency99%
Balance+8.68t
Solo
Solo Kills256
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows1,337
Points9,019
Other
NPC Losses26
NPC Loss Ratio4%
Avg Kills/Day1.54
ActivityVery High
2.63b
Astrahus
Department of Scaring the Hoes Away
1.67b
Obelisk
Laida Thiesant
University of Caille
319.36m
Onyx
Kylie Albosa
The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort
223.23m
Rapier
Jessie Cherufe Kumamato
The Terrifying League Of Dog Fort
196.00m
Falcon
Desirouse
Blackwater USA Inc.
172.46m
Falcon
BenldriI BundIlbatch
School of Applied Knowledge
Bio
Tonight....You.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Kill: Smkazer (Vargur)
[02:20:51] Smkaze > trash game
[02:21:24] Capt Handbanana > can i have your stuff?
[02:21:54] Smkaze > Hope this game will close down soon
Kill: Redeovg (Panther)
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Kill: Smkazer (Vargur)
[02:20:51] Smkaze > trash game
[02:21:24] Capt Handbanana > can i have your stuff?
[02:21:54] Smkaze > Hope this game will close down soon
Kill: Redeovg (Panther)
Dashboard
Stats
Kills756
Losses10
Efficiency99%
ISK Destroyed877.95b
ISK Lost8.99b
ISK Efficiency99%
Solo Kills5
Solo Losses1
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor65.6
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows42
Points817
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleBlob (756 kills)
Solo 1% Small 5% Mid 11% Fleet 35% Blob 48%
Avg Fleet: 65.6 FC: Low Logi Pilot Awox: 18 kills
Targets (Alliances)
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