2h ago
Jun 19, 2010(16y)
Jun 19, 2027(250d)
Combat
Kills9,559
Losses613
Efficiency94%
ISK
Destroyed8.95t
Lost104.45b
ISK Eff.99%
Solo
Solo Kills296
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows1,351
Combat Points8,339
Other
NPC Losses28
NPC Loss Ratio5%
Avg Kills/Day1.60
ActivityVery High
Bio
Tonight....You.

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.




Kill: Smkazer (Vargur)
[02:20:51] Smkaze > trash game
[02:21:24] Capt Handbanana > can i have your stuff?
[02:21:54] Smkaze > Hope this game will close down soon

Kill: Redeovg (Panther)
Dashboard
Stats
Kills594
Losses5
Efficiency99%
ISK Destroyed330.65b
ISK Lost274.77m
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills34
Solo Losses4
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor21.79
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows69
Points177
Activity Heat Map (EVE Time)
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (594 kills)
Solo 5% Small 46% Mid 22% Fleet 19% Blob 8%
Avg Fleet: 21.8
Top Fleet Partners
Daniel OHalenoLowlife. [Snuffed Out]60
Rage ZombieLowlife. [Snuffed Out]22
K VicemenLowlife. [Snuffed Out]14
Yukiko KanezakiBlank-Space [Snuffed Out]12
Bobby KaletoEverything Dies [Ahbazon-Prime]12
Victoria AldritchLowlife. [Snuffed Out]11
Chicky NuggiezLowlife. [Snuffed Out]10
Atrol NalelmirBoomer Humor [Snuffed Out]10
Dawn JohnsonVertex Tactical [Vertex Group]10
NaDa RedNothing Comes To Mind [Snuffed Out]9