ΞνΞ ΘΠLІΠΞ. ITS REAL.

I like being a pirate and I cannot lie,
You other pirates cant deny,
When a Hulk warps in with an itty bitty tank,
And starts carebearing in your face,
You get sprung,
Wanna roll out your guns,
Cause you noticed his bays are stuffed,
Deep in the belts hes mining,
he's scrammed but hes not alligning,
Oh, baby, I wanna pop ya,
And maybe pod ya,
Concord tried to warn me
but that hulk you got,
Make me so horny

Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *EvEryone*

That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.
That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you. The rader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.
That GM you petitioned about losing your ship to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.
As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.

Welcome to EvE.