It's like I've always said, you can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four, than you can with just a kind word.

-Marcus Cole, Anla'shok, Babylon 5
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If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

-Jeff Foxworthy
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A wise man once said that flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi. He's quite correct. Except that he forgot the detail that said chair must be covered in rust, having some parts held on with duct tape, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. You're gonna need 5-6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off.....Fuck it they were out of ammo anyhow.

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