Rygel Hancock

Using duct tape, superglue, and assorted sizes of cardboard boxes, I've rigged my ship with launchers that fire a new kind of munition. What, you ask? Why, nothing other than delicious ham! But why, you plead! Why this insanity? Well, check the market. I dare you to find one hardener, one resistance plate, that can protect you from delicious ham. No, seriously, I'll wait.

You didn't find any, did you? That's because none exist. Now who's laughing, as your ship ignites in an explosion of delicious ham? Your shields can't repel flavor of that magnitude!