Sinopion

Famous last quotes:
"Hey everybody, Watch this!"
"I'm pretty sure it's the blue wire..."
Et tu, Brute?
Assassinated.
~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC
I am still alive!
Stabbed to death by his own guards - (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus) ~~ Gaius Caligula, Roman Emperor, d.41 AD
I'm bored with it all.
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965
I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953
I feel here that this time they have succeeded.
~~ Leon Trotsky, Russian revolutionary, d. 1940
How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966
Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.
~~ Jesus Christ
"I tried strip mining, but I lost, and it's cold flying around in space naked."
-- Baldour Ngarr