Shiniobi

**ALERT** **ALERT** **ALERT**
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
EVE is a happy universe. EVE is a crazy universe. EVE will help you become a happy pilot. This will drive you crazy. EVE says so, and EVE is your friend. Most happy pilots are crazy. Which are more dangerous, pirates or happy pilots? Rooting out pirates will make you happy. EVE tells you so. If you are not happy EVE will use you as pirate bait. Being a pilot is fun. EVE tells you so. Do you doubt EVE, pilot? Pilots get shot at, blasted, fragged, incinerated, obliverated, shelled, blown to bits and accidentally executed. This is so much fun many pilots go crazy. You work with many pilots. Their ships all carry weapons. Aren't you glad you have a ship too? Won't this be fun? Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your finger on the trigger! Welcome to EVE.